Don't expect anything great, but it should be better than any of the machine translated we've previously seen. Bear in mind that I'm not a native English speaker nor Japanese. I do this for fun and I hope others will enjoy watching as much as I enjoyed TLing. I used Mozzi2's version.
Feel free to take this and improve upon it. The timings aren't the best but I tried fixing most of them.
Mizore for the script and timing
@EngrishSucks for the Engrish at the start
Remonwater for the novel translations