Translation and video thanks to Pringlestrum. Pringlestrum released the OVA in .rar format with external English subtitles with zero styling. It was in Arial size 20 with no padding, etc... and very sloppy. I went through and did an edit of the script, changed a lot of the lines by rewording, split up some lines that were really long (three liners), joined some lines that were unnecessarily split, and then styled the dialogue, and did some basic typesetting. It's still Pringlestrum's video, audio, and translation, but the subtitles have had a massive overhaul and it's not in .rar so there's that too. =)