Hello ladies and gentlemen, your favorite bikini armor research society brings you a fansub of an obscure 1990s OVA: **Otaku no Seiza, or: The Otaku Constellation** BTW, today marks our 7th anniversary. We almost forgot (repeatedly). First release by this group came out exactly on this day, in 2009. _Oh blimey, how time flies,_ as W. A. Mozart says. _Summary:_ It is a world overrun by a new kind of disease. Men all over are being turned into otaku by a mysterious idol group, with an evil demon Indra pulling the strings behind the curtains. All hope seems lost... It is up to one man with the help of his idiot sidekick and a tranny to take down the opposing idols and stop Indra's evil plot. The man being Man - man that has no name, man that needs no name. He knows his way around in battle, ocean, space, shower scene, and even nudist colony fashion shows. He's the man that knows what Momotaro felt like. But can he save the Universe in the scope of two episodes that are fraught with gratuitous fanservice fillers? \* \* \* We should also add that this OVA is an adaptation of sorts of a computer game from 1990s and to some degree takes a game perspective. So don't be perplexed when the anime refers to the watchers as "users". Credits: besides our more or less usual suspects, we thank to Collectr, histogrim and Archivist for editing. They did a great job. Further thanks go to lolidunno, who joined our party to time all this. [AniDB entry.](http://anidb.net/a3533) Video + Audio: R2 DVD (~700x476 \*10-bit\* H.264 (4:3) / AC3 audio) Japanese audio only. Subtitles: (English) original fansub script. **Sample Screenies:** [](http://i.imgbox.com/80HTkqo7.png) [](http://i.imgbox.com/cv1fxGkN.png) [](http://i.imgbox.com/IFL4Ytwk.png) [](http://i.imgbox.com/kqKEZezl.png) [](http://i.imgbox.com/CYRO81yM.png) [](http://i.imgbox.com/BBDt6PPw.png) [](http://i.imgbox.com/OJ9brmrd.png) [](http://i.imgbox.com/bKDYL0LS.png) [](http://i.imgbox.com/vnfzZp1c.png) [](http://i.imgbox.com/Xw7cvwKA.png) [](http://i.imgbox.com/08GD7BgR.png) [](http://i.imgbox.com/xMPx58Qe.png) [](http://i.imgbox.com/5DvJ5N1J.png) [](http://i.imgbox.com/TWPOQj2o.png) [](http://i.imgbox.com/49gpA03p.png) [](http://i.imgbox.com/TqlAtI1q.png) [](http://i.imgbox.com/GnpNJR2F.png) [](http://i.imgbox.com/BX814hEC.png) [](http://i.imgbox.com/tVok5C9G.png) [](http://i.imgbox.com/iG1dQmwd.png) P.S.: In case you find some error in the subtitles (be it typo, grammar, timing) or the video (mouthcombs, corruption, glitches, etc...), please report it to us via the IRC channel. We can then address it in a eventual fixed version 2, if that happens. We are actually glad when people notice us about these things so we promise you won't be met with hostility like it sometimes happens :)