So here are some _real_ subs where lines said by someone from the countryside have phrases that would be expected from Americans living in the countryside, thus making the watching experience similar to what a Japanese watching it raw would enjoy — not something written for people who have a hard time understanding Basic English. You may find some incorrect uses of English though (not [Engrish](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Engrish), lol — I'm not even Asian), but it's _your_ fault for you didn't edit them. Be grateful for I translated it to English for you, even though you were _this_ lazy.