'Sup. You like deer? Anime? Japanese comedy? No? Then this isn't the show for you! Tired of machine translations and the official work of monkeys on typewriters, we bring you a totally overhauled script made by fat, sweaty piles of water and flesh that once resembled human beings! No memes, no AI, and no monkeys! "But wait!" I hear you cry out. "You're just using CR video! And this typesetting is lazy! And I'm a whiny baby!" And on all accounts, you're correct! But we don't care, so shut your mouth! Instead, you should rejoice! For now you can watch the silly deer anime with subtitles that don't require first getting a lobotomy to enjoy! And the best part? Anyone can take our work here and use it however they want! Not enough goddamn profanity for your fucking tastes? You're a cunt, but add all the motherfucking swearing you like! Want to make a 480p encode and watch on your Nintendo Wii? You're sick in the head, but you can do it! Want to post this somewhere else and pretend it's your own work? Go ahead, you stupid piece of shit! We'll even cry about it in an attempt to make you feel emotion for the first time in your miserable life! Are we going to sub more than just the first episode? God only knows! Now get to watching you crazy kids! We look forward to reading the horrible comment section below! Jokes aside, we really did put serious effort into making this translation accurate, readable, and funny like it should have been to begin with. The timing was also garbage so we redid it. People who pay for premium services shouldn't be subjected to bad translations. If you like this show and don't want to give them your money, go buy the far more competent official English manga from Seven Seas (Link in the info section). You'll support the author and own a product that had actual care and attention put into it. Just remember, harassing people is stupid and we genuinely hate you if you do it. Bye for now! In summary, CR video, Amazon audio, TLC'd/edited/retimed/"typeset" official subs (w/ OP & ED TL)