From the Pile of the Utterly Preposterous™ comes the 1986 sci-fi fantasy OVA *Choujikuu Romanesque Samy: MISSING 99* (*Superdimensional Romanesque Samy: MISSING 99*). This OVA makes almost no sense, from its title, to its plot, to its *raison d'etre*. Still, it has lots of tasty explosions, a talking rabbit, an exceptionally powerful witch, and a bewildered heroine (the viewer will sympathize with her). Modified BOX subs, originally translated by the incomparable Zalis116. New laserdisc encode. For more information, see [this blog entry](https://collectr.blogspot.com/2022/02/choujikuu-romanesque-samy-missing-99.html).  Orphan has put out a BOLO for the missing 99, so please let us know if they turn up. This release, and all Orphan releases, are available for direct download from IRC bot Orphan|Arutha in channels #nibl or #news on irc.rizon.net.