Someone wanted the ASS file, so here it is. Also, added subtitles for the preview and made some slight fixes to a few errors I spotted. Totally the last revision, I swear. Also, you're free to use these subtitles in your releases, so if you want to edit, localize it, call it garbage or whatever, by all means, do it. Also, disclaimer: this has honorifics. Timing is based on the Noice/SNAFU video sources, so use it with those. https://www120.zippyshare.com/v/fP51enM8/file.html